A little girl was under sedation.  Dr. Anderson and the assistant were conversing, both wearing masks.  All of a sudden the girl looks at Dr. Anderson, then turns to the assistant and said, "This guy ain't got no lips!"

A ten-year old boy came into our office for a check up and cleaning.  During the exam, Dr. Anderson was explaining to mom that one of his permanent teeth has a large cavity and needs to be covered with a crown.  The boy became upset and said, "No.  I don't want that cavity to be fixed."  His reason?  "I like to store candy in that crater!"

A patient was in the dental chair.  While waiting for the Doctor, she turned to the assistant and said, "My mom is not very lucky."  The assistant asked why.  "Because my brother and I talke too much."

Dr. Anderson sat down to work on a patient.  The child looked up at him and said, "I haven't seen you forever!"  Dr. Anderson and the assistant laugh and remind him it had only been 2 weeks since he was last at the dental office.  "Well, I was grounded for one of those weeks, and it was FOREVER!"

A young boy was lying in the dental chair and very nervously asked the assistant, "What are you doing to me today?"  The assistant said, "We are cleaning out all the sugar bugs in your teeth."  The boy replied, "What are those?"  The assistant said, "They live in the food you eat and cause cavities in your teeth."  To which the boy responded, "But I don't eat bugs." :)